"Ernie" has some thoughts on the new President's bucket list.
The boys were sitting around Grady's Suds Shop after a recent Oakridge Boys concert and came up with a bucket list for the new President Trump. It may seem a bit to the right of Genghis Kahn, but remember it was getting late and the boys had been smoking funny cigarettes and drinking Budweiser all day. Anyway, seems to me they make a lot more sense than mindless liberals or sissy RINOs. See what you think.
- Pass a law stating it's illegal to practice Islam in America. After all, it ain't a religion at all. It's a savage, hate filled ideology that makes Atilla the Hun look like a choir boy.
2. Close down all mosques in America and turn'em into Walgreens or marriage chapels for them "funny boys". Send all them Muslims that Obama's brought in to overthrow the government, back to where they came from. And them students with visas who've overstayed 'em. Then stop issuing any more of 'em.
3. Pass a law saying all media news outlets must indicate their political bias at the beginning and end of every broadcast or news magazine. Further make it mandatory that there be an equal number of TEA Party types and leftwing socialists writing and reporting the news. (Would not apply to right wing news outlets like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. Them's the only places you hear the truth, and heck, we already know they're right wingers anyway).
- 4. Pass a law that gets all Marxists, LGBTers, political radicals, former members of domestic terror groups out of all schools. And most of all, eliminate the leftwing practice of tenure. Only dems seem to be eligible anyhow. Make it mandatory that schools K-12/16 teach American history. The real history, not that pantywaist leftwing, anti-American bullcrap.
5. Gun control: Send the military into every major inner city and round up all the unlicensed weapons, They was all stolen anyway. Then send all the "owners" to prison. That'd eliminate gang bangers.
6. Outsource prisons to them foreign countries identified in what these people call themselves. You know, African-Americans, Asian-Americans, whatever. They'd be cheaper to run, and the inmates would be happy knowing they're in their beloved homeland.
7. Build up the military by reinstating the draft. These brain dead youths from the Duh Generation just might get a chance to learn about patriotism, loyalty, other things that are important but ain't taught in schools no more.
9. Outlaw that poltical correctness hogwash. It's killing what little is left of that good ol' American culture. You know, the one that built this country?
10 And CLOSE THE BORDERS! Send all the Muslims back to their sand boxes in Iran or wherever. Since we've outlawed their so-called religion and shut down all their mosques, there ain't no reason for them to stick around.
11. Drill for oil! Quit sending billions of dollars to them Arabs who want to kill us.
12. Put Hillary, Obama, Lois Lerner, Susan Rice and a bunch of them other lefties in jail. They don't belong anywhere else!
Please excuse their abuse of the English language, but heck they were educated in Mississippi. I know they had more, but Grady's ran out of napkins.