"Peter" passed on some thoughts about the Covid crisis.
Me: AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: OK, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: What happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: You can take off the mask.
Me: Then it is safe over there?
Hostess: Yes.
Me: Are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: No words.
Confused look.
Me: AT GROCERY STORE: Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: To protect people from Covid.
Me: But isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?Cashier: No words. Confused look.
Me: Why don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?Cashier: Because of covid-19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me: But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put it on the shelf, a few customers might have picked it up and put it back deciding they Don't want it, I put it in my cart then on the conveyor belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier: No words, confused look.
Me: AT A DRIVE-THRUServer: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for a logical friend to grab)
Me: Why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: So I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: Didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?Server: No words. Confused look
And add the Costco people that can’t touch your Costco card but can scan all the food you put on the belt then take the money you hand them.. hmmm
Me: In SOCIETYSOCIETY: If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,Also society: Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus. To greet people, do an elbow tap instead.
Me: Elbow tap? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into the elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid?
SOCIETY: You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or bar, you have to sit down. But at the shopping center you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.Life is hard for logical people right now. We have raised a generation without the ability to process and execute logic. Common sense is very uncommon.*
* I didn’t write this but agree with it 100%!